Tuesday, February 3, 2009

My Daily Conversation with my 4 Year Old


Macie: Can I kick you in the face?

Me: (Giggling) No

Macie: Please can I kick you in the face?

Me: No thank you.

Macie: Ummm...can I kick you in the leg?

Me: No

Macie: Ummm...can I kick you in the nose?

Me: Nope

Macie: Ummm...can I kick you in the nuts?

Me: Only boys have nuts

Macie: Please can I kick you in the nuts?

Me: I am not a boy

Macie: Ummm...Please can I kick you in the shoe?

Me: We aren't supposed to kick

Macie: Where can I kick you then?

Me: (Generally laughing pretty hard by this point) If you kick me, then can I kick you?

Macie: Ummm...No thank you.

10 comments:

Celeste said...

That is hilarious!! I would have a hard time not laughing too!

Shera said...

She is so funny. I love the way you calmly answered her. What a crack up!

CharityMay said...

oh my gosh i am giggling too. at least she asked first, unlike my children... ;)

Nat said...

kick you in the nuts...I don't know if my boys even know that term! So funny! I do the "if you hit me I'll hit you back" thing, too. It always deters them.

The Wayments said...

I am totally cracking up. I guess these are the conversations I have to look forward to. I am pretty sure that carson would have no idea what "nuts" are. I will have to try the if you do this to me, can I do it to you tactic. She's funny!

Layton Mom said...

Kids are so funny! I'm not sure how I would respond if one of my kids asked if they could kick me.

Prudent Family said...

Nuts huh!!! Where did she learn that from??? I don't picture you teaching it to her. Pretty funny girl you got there! :)

The Taylor's said...

The things kids say, I was laughing the whole time. You are so calm and patient I don't think that I would have even gotten that far in the conversation.

leah said...

4 year olds are dangerous. Especially because they are too smart for their own good.

JandK Manwaring Family said...

Sounds so cute! It was fun to see you and your family on here. Your family is beautiful!